Woe is me: 0% "Interestingness" according to my Twitter Infographic.

Here's a first: I'm 0% Interesting according to my Twitter infographic by Visual.ly.
That explains my "Strongest Connections": my long term super boring BFF Britney Spears and buddy Barack Obama.
Yep, totally boring. I'll need to work on that.

To Tweet or Not To Tweet - If Shakespeare Were Alive Today

Just for fun - if Shakespeare were alive today.
Forgive the iambic pentameter transgressions; I did try to stay true to original. Enjoy.

To Tweet, or not to Tweet.

That is the question:

Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of Twitter/Tweet fortune,

Or take arms against the sea of Facebook’rs

And by unfriending end them? To blog: to tweet:

No more; and by a tweet to say we end

The heartache and the thousand retweet forwards

That Tweetdeck propogates; ‘tis a consummation

Devoutly to blog each week;  To blog, to Tweet;

To Tweet; perchance Slideshare: ay, there’s the rub;

For in that Slide of Shares what Tweets may come

When we have Slideshare’d, this Twitter coil,

Must give us pause; there’s Tweetmeme

That makes calamity of so many Tweets;

For who would read the blogs and tweets of time

The Facebook status, the proud man’s contumely,

The pangs of ‘Is Single’,  status updates,

The embarrassment of social break-ups,

That Single status of the unworthy takes,

When he himself might his quietus make

With no Zuckerberg? Who would  ZB bear,

To grunt and sweat under a billion life (worth),

But that he dread of Social after death,

The undiscover’d blog draft from whose bourn

No followers, retweets;  puzzle the will

And makes us rather bear those Tweets we have

Than blog to others that we know not of?

Thus Social Networks make cowards of us all;

And thus the Facebook hue of networking

Is socializing with the pale cast of thought,

And enterprises of great brand and earnings

With this regard their websites turn awry, and fail to engage with social. – Soft you now!

The fair Tweet, Facebook, Blog, in thy social cloud,

Be all my sins remember’d